1) Today? Not actually a holiday.
2) This time of the semester it doesn't matter how much you like your friends, or PFs, or sleep. You must work.
3) I am very hungry.
4) PF males have been proven to be 75-99% more likely to like me romantically than Macalester "men." I am still trying to figure out what this means. (Said PF males do not necessarily end up going to this college, and are regularly considering Carleton. Hmm.)
5) It already smells like pot. A lot.
6) Stress relief = Call me Maybe.
7) I wear dresses when I haven't done laundry in so long I have no more clothes. (Guess what today is?)